But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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