Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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