I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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