Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
