The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I take back everything I said about communal showers
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
