I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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