This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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