my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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