you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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