Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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