my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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