what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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