This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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