It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I could fuck to npr.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Randomize
