I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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