So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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