did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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