We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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