See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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