How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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