i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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