wake up i wanna do it froggy style
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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