just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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