Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Randomize
