Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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