How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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