im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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