fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
