Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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