The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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