The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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