you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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