fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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