How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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