I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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