I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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