i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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