you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
