There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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