Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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