It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
Randomize
