i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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