nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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