we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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