Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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