That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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