piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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