kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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