Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I know her cup size but not her name....
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize