This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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