Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Drake has all the answers
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
