question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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