We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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