dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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