My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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