you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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