so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I love you. Go after that dick
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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